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soon come

Craft Mart ~ Nov 8 (6pm - 11pm) & Nov 9 (11am - 7pm) ~ Hamilton Artists Inc. ~ 155 James Street North, Hamilton
Halifax Crafters Society Winter Market ~ Nov 30 & Dec 1 ~ Olympic Community Centre ~2304 Hunter Street, Halifax
City of Craft ~ Dec 14 & 15 ~ The Theatre Centre ~ 1087 & 1095 Queen Street West, Toronto

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

All I want for Christmas are two gold teeth.

I've always really wanted a gold tooth. But until I'm filthy stinking rich, these gold-plated, hand-carved brass earrings and pendant will have to do.
About a year ago my seven-year-old niece had to get a silver cap on her tooth. I asked my sister why she didn't spring for gold, and she was pretty appalled that I would even suggest such a thing. I guess that's the difference between me and her. I'm sorry, Priya, but if I was your mom, you'd totally be rockin' a gold tooth right now and you'd be the coolest girl in your class. Oh well.
These High Roller Molars will be for sale at City of Craft this weekend, and you can take 'em home in this ridiculous little gift box!
Stay tuned for more dental adventures, I'm kinda on a tooth thing right now.

1 comment:

Domestica said...

Bet those were a huge hit!