All I want for Christmas are two gold teeth.

I've always really wanted a gold tooth. But until I'm filthy stinking rich, these gold-plated, hand-carved brass earrings and pendant will have to do.

About a year ago my seven-year-old niece had to get a silver cap on her tooth. I asked my sister why she didn't spring for gold, and she was pretty appalled that I would even suggest such a thing. I guess that's the difference between me and her. I'm sorry, Priya, but if I was your mom, you'd totally be rockin' a gold tooth right now and you'd be the coolest girl in your class. Oh well.

These High Roller Molars will be for sale at City of Craft this weekend, and you can take 'em home in this ridiculous little gift box!

Stay tuned for more dental adventures, I'm kinda on a tooth thing right now.