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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Wu-Haiku: The 3rd Chamber

Two For Fives Over Here, Baby

Cash rules everything.
It's about dolla bills, y'all.
CREAM, get the money.

And the first-ever haiku beef begins with two from The Ostrich:

Big Doe's a no show?
Take another listen, son!
Or else it's on, gawd!

Who you trying to
get crazy with essay? Don't
you know i'm loco?

That second one seems to have more of a Cypress Hill vibe, but I ain't gonna hate, it's still awesome.

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